July 3rd, 2006

Astrological Halloween

-Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

-Taurus will only eat the finest Swiss chocolates.

-Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

-Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

-Leo plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

-Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

-Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

-Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.

-Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.

-Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

-Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

-Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.


Found on http://www.rexanne.com/hwn-astrology.html